Skip to main content

My First Anal Bleaching

 A young woman ventures into uncharted territory, diving deep into her bathroom cabinet to embark on a journey of self-experimentation: bleaching her bottom. Perhaps it’s an act of boldness, or a pursuit of beauty, but either way it’s an adventure sure to bring laughter when recounted on her blog. Follow her account as she struggles to figure out the best method to brighten her posterior, and the unexpected results that come with it!

 

 

From the initial research to the trial and error, see what tips and tricks she discovers along the way. As she embarks on her journey, she soon finds out that there is no one-size-fits-all approach to bleaching her bottom. From the best product to the safest application methods, she has to make sure she does her best to protect her skin and get the desired results.

 

With her newfound knowledge, she eventually finds a way to achieve her desired outcome. See the before and after pictures, and follow her story as she recounts the entire journey. From the highs and lows to the lessons learned, join her as she shares her experiences and offers her advice to those seeking to achieve a brighter bottom.

Her story Is sure to be a wild ride, and a testament to the power of self-experimentation.

 

Needless to say, I bleached my ass hole. Yes ladies and gentleman. I have officially tried it. Well a home remedy that is.

 

I’ve been wanting to try bleaching my ass hoke for quite some time now. I just never had the right ingredients to try it. Until today! I did some research and found that baking soda is a really good remedy for anal bleaching.

 

I crawled into the bathtub, got down on my hands and knees while my butt was up in the air. My boyfriend put the baking soda water concoction I made up into a hair dye bottle right on my tuckus. He then smeared around the baking soda and water mixture with one of those face cotton swabs. He kept yelling at me to “Stop puckering up!” I exclaimed to him that “I can’t help it.”

 

I sat like that with my buttocks in the air for about 5 minutes and then rinsed myself off.

Dirty! DIRTY Girl ! ! !

 

But anyways, I can’t really tell if it made a difference or not so I thought “Hell? Why not try it again?”. So, I did. But THIS TIME I made sure to scrub 🤪🤪

 

Like I said, I can’t tell if it’s made any difference or not yet. Guess that just means I’m going to have to try it again until I get it right.

Comments

Popular Post

What to when starting your own blog

Are you looking to start a blog, but feeling overwhelmed by the process? Don’t worry, you’re not alone! Many people find the idea of blogging intimidating at first, but it doesn’t have to be that way. In this blog post, we’ll walk you through everything you need to know about how to start a blog from scratch. Let’s get started! What is a Blog? Are you thinking of starting your first blog but don't know where to begin? Have no fear because it's easier than you think! A blog is an online platform for users to write and share content with their readers - like a modern-day diary. With the right amount of creativity and effort, you can create a successful blog that engages your audience and has them coming back for more. So why wait? Get blogging! If you're interested in blogging but don't know where to start, take a deep breath - you can do this! Blogging is a great way to express your opinions, provide helpful advice, and even generate income. With its easy accessibility a...

The Beginning and The End

       We officially bought a tow truck. My significant other and I are about to be in business! YAY! So exciting! We've been working so hard to reach this goal and its finally here. I am so excited to go and pick up our truck in Virginia. I cannot wait to see what the future holds and I really hope that we are able to be and remain successful.      One a side note, I am feeling EXTREMELY emotional this week. It's finals week at school. No more community college for me for a while. I have decided to take next semester off because I need a break. I am definitely starting to feel burnt out and tired from all of the work. My math teacher was complete hell this semester. She graded so harshly. For instance, even if you had the correct answer but got to the problem a different way then she taught, you got a zero. I did really well on my Macroeconomics essay. I love my Financial Accounting class. My teacher gave us extra credit for everything...

Midnight Snackage

It's midnight and you're lying in bed, wide awake and feeling hungry. You debate whether or not to get up and make yourself a snack. On one hand, you're really not that hungry and you don't want to ruin your sleep schedule. On the other hand, you know that if you don't eat something soon, you're going to get hangry. You decide to give in to the munchies and quietly get out of bed, making your way to the kitchen. As you rummage through the pantry, you try to be quiet so you don't wake up your roommates. You're not sure what you're in the mood for, but you know you want something tasty. After a midnight snack. You make your way into the kitchen. You open the fridge, hoping to find something that will satisfy your craving without being too unhealthy. Unfortunately, all you see is a wilted salad and some leftovers that have been in the fridge for way too long. You close the fridge, disappointed. You debate whether or not to go back to bed or to try and f...